I remember holding She-Hulk for the first time, wondering whose child she was. She had these big cheeks and a constant frown on her face. She was not impressed with the world. It's been two years and it all sort of clicks together. Here are the facts:
1. She-Hulk is someone who approaches everything with caution. She usually hates something the first time she sees it, and the more she hates it, the more she'll love it later on. A perfect example: shoes. I remember the first pair I tried on her. She
screamed in the aisle, she
shook with fear, and I quickly pulled them off. Every time she
saw a pair of shoes she cried. Today? I can never find matches because she loves them and loses them. Sometimes when she's throwing a fit and won't get in her car seat, I'll bribe her with a new pair of shoes. And you know what? It works-
every time.
2. She-Hulk is in love with Kipper the Dog, which is inconvenient for us because it's scarce from the UK and no longer in production. We tried to buy Kipper's Opposites from the library because we had to renew it the max amount of times and she still read it several times a day. She doesn't know it, but there in Mickey Mouse wrapping paper is Kipper Opposites waiting under the tree.
3. She-Hulk loves to sing and loves to hear music. She is currently playing out "Mickey song" in the car, which is an $8 Mickey Mouse Christmas CD from Target. It only has 10 songs on it, and we end up going through the CD at least twice
every time we go out. When she was a baby and would cry, there were only two songs that would comfort her. The first one is jingle bells, but you could only sing the first verse, and you had to sing it over and over again. The second song is Jewel's I'm Sensitive. She-Hulk is a
huge Jewel fan.
4. She-Hulk's most favorite food is cheese. She'll eat it in any form, she can't get enough.
5. She-Hulk loves the Wiggles. The best thing I found on Amazon was the Wiggles Christmas- a mixture of her two favorite things. I gave it to her early because I knew we'd be watching it on repeat and it's better to watch it in December rather than January. I suspect we'll still be watching it in January, though.
6. She-Hulk's favorite character is Ernie. Thanks to Ernie, She-Hulk can count to 10. Good luck trying to get her to show you, though.
7. She-Hulk is a drama queen. When you dare deny her something, she will put her hand up to her mouth to cry, as if to say "Oh my God, how
could you?!" She once did it in public where someone saw and the woman asked me if she had hurt her mouth. No, worse- she's in shock that the world doesn't revolve around her. No, She-Hulk, it's ok- it does, it does. I didn't mean it. Put your hand down, I'm sorry!
8. She-Hulk likes soda (caffeine free, of course). She calls it "tea" and insists we give her a sip any time we are at a restaurant.
9. She-Hulk has alot of attitude. She often tells me to "shh" or "hush" when I am correcting her misbehavior. Her newest form of protest is to say "NOT FAIR!" I wonder where she gets that from, Spiderman?
10. She-Hulk loves to accessorize. She wears sunglasses, purses, hats, and bracelets.
11. She-Hulk loves babies. She has a toy box designated for just babies and it's still not enough. She falls in love with them in the toy aisle and takes such good care of them that it's hard to say no. She's got at least 3 babies waiting for Christmas.
12. She-Hulk potty trains herself. She doesn't like diapers and will let me know when she has to go potty. Easiest potty training ever!
13. She-Hulk has a serious disgust for fuzz. Certain teddy bears and blankets often creep her out. Cotton balls, hairballs, clothes fuzz, and even the cotton on bandaids gross her out. She gets the chills and says "EWW" Moss is another one. When we are playing at the park and it gets on her shoe, she'll run and shake her foot, crying "EWWWWWWWWW!!!!!" It's pitiful, but it's hilarious.
14. She-Hulk's "twinkle stars" ("tinkle aarsh") sounds alot like "kick your a**" If you think that's bad, you should hear what "frog" sounds like.
15. She-Hulk calls her brother "brobot" I don't know why, but it's cute and we like it.
16. She-Hulk loves dogs ("doddies"). She talks about them all the time.
17.She-Hulk gets into my makeup every second she can. She really loves lip gloss and calls it "mess" after the fit I throw when I find her, "look at the MESS you've made!"
18. The only way her daddy can get her to sleep is to tickle her legs and rub her head.
19. She-Hulk loves playing hide and seek with her brobot. Her favorite part is when she finds him and she yells "I find you!"
20. When She-Hulk woke up this morning, I said happy birthday and I asked her what we were going to do today. She started to sing "Ha-ee day to youuuu" A song, it is, kiddo! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!